Sunday, January 25, 2009

The 15 Minute Novel


It's working! I'm going on my third week of writing for 15 minutes every day. I write before I go to bed, and even some nights when it has been A DAY and I am exhausted, I still pluck up to write because "it's ONLY 15 minutes" and "I can't break the streak now." So this novel that I started writing 5 years ago...very sporadically mind you - may actually come to fruition in 15 minute spurts! Whatever works I guess.

Meanwhile, on the home front, it is snowing, I'm drinking tea out of my Dancing Bunnies Pot and gearing up for a 15 minute session to spruce up my latest short story, Crickets, before I send it off to the 2009 Unknown Writers Contest at www.denverwomanspressclub.org.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Very cool website

Before I head off to the land of the rising sun, I've been checking out other writer's blogs and websites and came upon this one. I'm very impressed and inspired and also want to go get her book, now that I've seen her site. That's one successful website. It also has fun recipes...Stephanie, you might want to check it out too.
www.rosekent.com

Newsflash!!! Writing is a job!

Who knew?
I know I'm a little slow on the uptake, but it is finally dawning on me how much work being a writer/author is. From doing the actual writing, to researching editors and publishers, not to mention agents, to the publishing/editing process, to then marketing and promoting my own book, booking book talks and signings at schools, libraries, bookstores - getting my name out there in a blog or website...sheesh!!
But the first step is acceptance and now that I'm able to wrap my head around the reality of the situation - thanks to reading the articles in the Children's Writers and Illustrator's Writer's Market book - I am readjusting my belt and going for it. I feel like I'm at my first day of my third job. First two jobs - full time Outreach Coordinator teaching financial literacy to kids. I get to make money and boring economics fun. Second job, part time teacher at a language school teaching English to adults. And now for my third job...I feel like I need a new pencil case or something.
Amazingly, it's the simplest tip that has helped me dive headfirst back into the writing mode. I've got an egg timer by my bed and have been setting it for 15 minutes when I get into bed and write for 15 minutes every night. That doesn't sound like much can get accomplished, but so far I've just been writing up the character outlines for The Asparagus Revival and what a difference those 15 minutes have made! Granny Bea is a complex woman! And I haven't even gotten to her background story of how she learned to make magic asparagus pies. And isn't it intereting that the antagonist of the story is the one I most see myself in, there's a therapy session somewhere in there I'm sure.
But overall, with these 15 min. sessions have flipped a creative switch in me and I am seeing inspiration, ideas and character details everywhere! There aren't enough 15 min. segments in the day to take care of all of them!
I'm thinking I need to add some software to my savings wishlist - Dragon Naturally Speaking. I heard about it at a workshop and it's supposed to allow you to speak your writing to the computer and it types it all in. Hmmmmm. I wonder if it knows how to spell flibberty jibbit. Do I know how to spell flibberty jibbit?

Off to work on my Lazy J animal ranch story. I think Mexico is going to take a back seat to Japan so I'm off to the land of the rising sun.

I leave you with another poem that I sent off to The Iowa Review. Enjoy.


Midnight Pie
By Kelly Hayes

The grandfather
clock is sleeping,
unlike the pair of us,
Grammy and I,
scrounging in the kitchen
for cherry pie,
sweet cherry filling
for the hole left gaping,
even after words,
flowers and goodbyes.
As we crumble the crust
together we agree,
not so much a hole, as
a door gently shut,
and a window flung wide
for souls and
spring breezes.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Some Poetry and Lists

Poetry to come, but first...I am a list person, a listist if you will, and should also invest in the post-it note industry seeing as how I am a valued customer. Imagine my delight then when Real Simple magazine's January issue featured tips on list making - nothing I don't already know - but also had composed some lists that famous people may have kept. I tried to cut and paste here, but they don't have the lists on the website...so here are my favorites:

Written by Brian Barrett, Chris Colin, Christopher Healy and Rebecca Traister,

Annie Oakley
__ Get my gun.
__ Buy more playing cards.
__ No business like show business? Confirm.
__ Try out new spur polish.
__ Go see what Frank's doing.
__ Do it better.
__ Sitting Bull's birthday tomorrow!
__ Show at 8. Shoot to thrill.

Genghis Khan
__ Pillage.
__ Plunder.
__ Have shirt taken in.
__ Pillage.
__ Pillage.
__ Seven O'Clock parent-teacher meeting.
__ Plunder.
__ Pillage.

Fred Astaire

__ Wash ceiling.
__ Take cravat-tying lessons.
__ Find something new to twirl (am tired of canes and umbrellas)
__ Buy another case of floor wax
__ Make peace with Gay Divorcee jokes.
__ Show Ginger new top hat.
__ Try to get "The Way You Look Tonight" out of head.
__ Look into this "disco" thing.
__ Apologize to downstairs neighbors.


Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

__ Powder wig.
__ Powder face.
__ Fluff ruffles.
__ Compose symphony.
__ Lunch.
__ Compose another symphony.
__ Buy some lemons; if can't find any lemons, consider bathing.
__ Chase comely lass.
__ Prepare list of witty double entrendres to use whenever people say they can't wait to see my Magic Flute.
__ Send consolation gift to Salieri. Maybe some rouge? (He never whears enough.)
__ Start playing for babies; they seem to like my stuff.



So I thought they were funny. And could be good inspiration for stories...writing exercises...hmmm.

And now for some poems. These are a couple of the ones I just sent out to The Iowa Review.

Wine Glasses
By Kelly Hayes

Things said –
he ponders
while washing
the wine glasses.

He’d said –
and been made
to feel – .
He rubs at the bar code
of a lip print.

Voices raised –
Absurdity.
But things were said.
He swirls the suds.

They’d said –
he had questioned – .
Words still roll.
He wipes dry
the wine glasses.



Cherries
By Kelly Hayes

I spit
my pit
farthest first.
Bobbing in the bay,
thoughts between us.
You spit
your pit
farther than mine,
Spoke of him, days past.
Pits under the bridge.

Another Contest

I just packaged up some poetry to send off to The Iowa Review. Here I go again!

I'm posting Pockets, one of the stories I sent off to the Sonora Review, and then a couple of the poems.

I hope you enjoy.

Pockets
By Kelly Hayes


The last reverberations on the violin faded with the lights and applause exploded in the theatre. The cast took their bows, the conductor took his and the lights came up. Men in tuxedos ushered their dates out by their elbows. Women played with the jewels on their collarbones, basking in the afterglow as they filed into the foyer under the massive glittering chandelier. Men presented their tickets to the coat check for furs and top hats and they all stepped into the snow to their town cars, or hailed cabs.
Celia and Finn were the last to leave the theatre, Celia’s cheeks still glowing.
“Oh Finn, it’s snowing. I knew I should have worn my coat, but I just couldn’t bear to bring that drab old thing here.” Celia pulled the gossamer wrap tight around her shoulders, to no real warming effect.
“Celia darling, you’ll have my jacket of course.” Finn began to shrug out of his rented tux jacket when the man at the coat check called out to them.
“Miss, if you wouldn’t mind, I have a beautiful coat here that hasn’t been claimed for over a week and a half. No calls or nothin’. Looks to be just your size, too.” The man disappeared into his room and came out bearing a rich vanilla fur coat, knee length with a collar to the ears. Celia squealed and looked at Finn.
“If you’re sure it’s ok,” said Finn to the man.
“Of course. If anyone wanted it, they would have come long ago.”
Celia slipped into the coat like a cat into its own skin. She squeezed the fur around her and brushed her cheeks along the collars.
“Oh, it’s marvelous, Finn. Absolutely marvelous.”
“Shall we then?” Finn offered his arm and thanked the man at the coat check, and Celia and Finn stepped out into the snow.
They strolled slowly through the avenues and snowflakes, arm in arm talking over the performance and Celia’s amazing luck. Finn’s attention was only given to the occasional agreeable ‘mmmhmm’ or ‘oh, yes,’ as he rolled something small and delicate in his fingers hidden in his jacket pocket.
“Finn, I just can’t believe it. This is the happiest night of my life.” Celia ran her hands over the luxurious, creamy fur, and paused at the pocket. “Finn, there’s something in the pocket. What do you think it could be?”
“I haven’t the faintest.” Finn shivered in his thin jacket and shoes that were too small and pinched. He had felt so silly sitting through that performance with all those glittering people in his ancient suit that still smelled slightly of mothballs. But Celia had been wanting to go for so long, and tonight was to be a very special night, after all.
Celia pulled out a small black box, and instantly Finn hoped it was empty. Celia grinned up at him and flipped the lid. A brilliant diamond set in the center of a ring of small sapphires gleamed up at them in the lamplight. Celia gasped in delighted awe.
“Oh Finn! It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen! Isn’t it just gorgeous?” She slipped it on her finger, holding her left hand up to admire twinkling among the snow.
“Perhaps we ought to return this to the theatre. Maybe they can find its owner.” Finn’s hand clenched in his pocket.
“Oh Finny, do we have to? No one came to claim it. A million things could have happened for this coat and this delicious ring to be left there. Can’t I keep them? Please?” Celia batted her eyes and pleaded with Finn. He looked off into the snow and sighed.
“Come Celia, I better get you out of this cold.” Celia snuggled down into the collar, and beamed at the ring on her hand, which beamed right back. Finn shivered again and felt something small and delicate snap in his fist in the pocket, as he led Celia home.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

And I'm Off!

I sent out three short-shorts to the Sonora short-short story contest yesterday! I sent By The Horns, and two others that will appear here shortly...you can let me know what you think of them.

I also went to a workshop this weekend by Anne Randolph and of Soup Kitchen Writing and got some tips on discipline for my writing. I've been setting a timer and writing for 15 minutes every night (for two nights so far!) and I actually look forward to it instead of the usual ADD I get when sitting at the computer. I may be on to something! Now for my next party trick...I'm still at the office (after hours so I'm not cheating The Man) waiting to go to my next job and I'm going to be working on my kid's book in this time... I'm almost too productive for my own good. Let's see how long this will work, and what great things will come of it?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

One For Chuckles

I'm sorting through my poetry, new and old, getting ready to send some out to contests when I happily stumbled upon this oldie-but-goodie. I don't think it's necessarily what the journals and lit mags want these days, but it still makes me smile and I hope it does you too.

Enjoy!

Poor Little Sheepy
By Kelly Hayes

Some little sheepy
is feelin’ kinda weepy
‘cause someone came
and stole her wooly coat.

They knitted it to a sweater,
made it smell a bit better,
and sent it ‘cross the ocean
on a trans-atlantic boat.

There are Great Big sales
on little sheepy tails,
half-off lambswool
sweaters dyed in blue.

And that poor little sheepy
is feelin’ bare and weepy,
she doesn’t like the
nakedness, would ewe?

Monday, January 5, 2009

Charmed Silver Shoes: For Readers Who Write: Upcoming Submission Deadlines

I found this blog today which intrigues me and I will be looking at more...but especially for the submission information. As I said, New Year's resolutions, so here goes! And, her headlining quote is from the Wizard of Oz. It's meant to be!

Charmed Silver Shoes: For Readers Who Write: Upcoming Submission Deadlines

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Food for thought...and writing

I haven't done a whole lot of writing over my vacation...ok, practically none, though I did revise the plot to Wild Asparagus and kind of worked on my Cricket's short story...coming soon to a blog near you. But, I have been doing research. And by research, I mean reading up books like they were hot fudge sundaes. I am taking notes of great writing styles - sometimes to the detriment of my own writing confidence - and what works and what doesn't. Some good books and authors to note - Holy Fools by Joanne Harris, also the author of Chocolate. I have read most of her books so far and only one has been a miss. Holy Fools is well done and she is really a colorful storyteller. North to the Orient by Anne Morrow Lindbergh is a fascinating account of her journey with her husband Charles Lindberg up and over Canada and Alaska, down to Japan and China in the early days of aviation. And I've just started reading Saving Fish From Drowning by Amy Tan. I liked her style immediately and in the first few pages her 'dead' character was talking about wanting to have been cremated and put in 9 different boxes, and then those boxes would be given to 9 different friends to do with her as they would. Hmmm... who would my 9 boxes go to? I thought that was a good ponderance and there may be a writing exercise in there too. And with that lovely uplifting thought...I leave you to go do some writing.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year!

2009 is now underway and I am full of great intentions to hunker down and write write write! Resolutions include sending out more work to contests and publications while working on my kid's book and novel simultaneously. Number one goal for the year - get my kid's book sent out. I will keep you posted on that.
Meanwhile...here is a poem that was published in the 1999 edition of CU's literary magazine, Tip O' the Tongue, with a special dedication to my brother.


Feminist's Nightmare
By Kelly Hayes


I had a feminist’s nightmare
the other night.
However, I rather warmed
in the smoldering remains.
A shady…more like midnight-
dark character
was after me – nothing new,
and I found safety in the arms
of a man.
The fear and horror couldn’t
touch me
while I was wrapped strong
and tight in him.
No dream of mine has ever
had an outlet like that,
never had a safe port,
and I loved it.
I smiled all the following day in fond
memory of his strength.
Feminists around the world
will pull their hair and
scream and cry
and claim myself a traitor
to the glory of womanhood.
And I even felt a tinge of guilt
when I woke
that it was a man
and not my mother
holding me.
But you know, I escaped
on my own and safe
when I left his arms.
The strongest of us
sometimes need a recharge
and isn’t part of womanhood
love- even of a mere man?
Ooooh! I hear those screams.
Well, strike me down!
I dreamt of being held,
and safe,
and strong,
and I am a better woman
because of it.

The Culprit


Here is a mugshot of the reason why I had not done as much writing as I'd wanted to this past year. Between this blanket, and the more normal-sized one for my brother and sister-in-law, I had my hands - and lap - and couch- full for the better part of the year. I won't be knitting any more blankets for a long, long long time...but just imagine if that had been a sweater!